Saturday, January 29, 2005

yummyyy. i just finished my chocolate ice cream! it tastes reali nice. it's my favourite ice cream. yumyum.....*licks lips* ok that sounded pervertic. haha. hmm...my bro asks if i want to go out wif all the church peeps this evening at east coast. should i go? baah i dono. i wanna finish reading TKMB by tonite...hmm....i guess i shall throw my lucky "angel-devil" eraser to decide.

anw, sijia introduced me to a new way home. BUS! oh my word u onli require less than 100m of walking la! so convenient! n like...for the whole of last yr ive been taking mrt and walking for like...1km everyday...crap >.< but nvm if i go home wif lisa den i'll take mrt home. but if i go home wif si jia den use bus. haha.

yea ok so we took the bus home on wed. met my snr amanda lau on the bus and we went home together. o yea i just realised recently that amanda is sijia's neighbour. cool eh. den sijia and i went to parkway for lunch. i cant believe it! i actualli spent $6.80 on the fish n chips i had been craving for for mnths, and sijia spent $3.60 on her yong tau fu which looked soooo much nicer! argh. and coz of that i ended up broke by friday la. baah. coz from this yr onwards at the beginning of every week i force myself to take out half my pocket money, which is $20, and put it in my piggy bank. n im left wif $20 to spend for the week. coz if i dont do that, i'll squander all my money away. so far ive saved $80 this mnth! XD

anw, back from my digression. after lunch, sijia and i were walking out of parkway when this reali shuai guy came up to us.
guy: excuse me, could u spare me some of ur time pls
sijia: er...no...*walks away*
guy: nono! i just wanna noe wad time it is
sijia: OH...erm...it's 3:15
guy: *voice brightens up* well, the time is actualli not 3:15. it's actualli time to DONATE!
me: ERRRRRR *drags sijia away*

HAHAHA! that's super lame and corny la! den sijia and i were like acting out the whole scene again and again at the bus stop and we couldnt stop luffing.

on monday we had pe. our group learnt how to tie the ropes for rock climbing. yunting had problem tying the "figure of 8" knot...although she's in guides. haha. den her figure of 8 kept ending up like the auntie annie's pretzels. hahaha! den on thursday our group switched wif the other group...so we were left to climb on our own. veri fun! but the rock wall stinks man. it smells of sweat and stink feet la. yikes.

den yunting climb super funny can? she wanted to move her leg to another tile. den...i dono how to describe it la. she kind of bent her legs inwards and kick it up. like u noe those japanse dolls dancing those kind. hahaha. den after that we were trying to mimick yunting and do different camera poses on the rock wall. haha. yea den we slacked for awhile. i was teasing arina bout her ernie x10 high-pitched voice. den we started mimicking all the voices of the sesame street characters...like count dracula and ELMO! WHEE!! i love sesame street! i faithfully watched it everyday during the holidays last yr! den i would always sms arina when it was the "journey to ernie!" part. and when it came to the count dracula parta rina would sms maryam the number of the day! whee! sesame street rocks! but i remember how last time when i was young i was so scared of count dracula i would cry whenever i see it.

anw, den during science mr kenneth tan was toking bout leaf cutter ants and how they cultivate bacteria on their backs which actualli contain antibiotics dat we humans use. den i was like...ohh...no wonder those ants always smell so horrible. as in seriously, many ppl donno but...if u try squashing an ant and smelling it, it smells HORRIBLE. totally horrible.

den that nite i was like...doing my math hw...den i was hving a running nose la. so i was blowing my nose wif a tissue. den after awhile...i was like..."*sniff sniff*....i smell an ant...and it smells especially stinky today...." den suddenly i felt smth crawling arnd in my nose. den i was like "AHH!! ANT!! NOSE!!! ANT IN NOSE!! ANT IN MY NOSE!!! AHH!!!" i was screaming like siao and it was oredi late into the nite la. i think my screaming half woke up my bro. y half? coz he started sleep talking after that. haha. yea den i chionged to the toilet and washed my nose. eew...stinks man...

yst was a reali fun day! nice nice day! firstly coz it was a friday. and we were like the first class to book our SL project la! we rockkkkk =) coz last yr we were like...one of the last classes to choose our projects...so we ended up doing waste management and smelling dustbins every week.

yay this yr we're doing outside of skool...chose tutorial...anw. yea...so the opening time for booking was 12. and dat was during math period. luckily miss lim is nice enuf to let us book at 12. yay miss lim rocks! yea so at like 11:57 dora had everything ready. as in all the papers flipped to the correct pages and stuff. den super funny la!

dora: miss lim...11:57 oredi...can i go and book now?
miss lim: okok...how come ure the one booking? ure not the cle rep rite?
becky: she's the cle rep!
miss lim: HUH?! woa...
dora: *walks kwily to the computer*
becky: yea! miss lim the cle rep must be veri loving! and dora is veri loving!
dora: *steps on miss lim's foot*
*PIAK!*
miss lim: *in great pain* AIYA! woa....r u sure she's veri loving??!

hahaha! poor miss lim...this is a fair example of the phrase "you spoke too soon" =)

den during trng we met valerie teo! whee! come to think of it...after calculating her age...she was hanqing's jnr...and lisa's snr!!! XD baah. yea...and i owe annalyn a packet of milo. booo. not fair! she play cheat one! if i hadnt lowered the score she wouldnt hv gotten the milo! and she keeps threatening me that she would tell XXX that i crush her. when she herslef has a crush on someone! HAHA!

my dad's the speaker for tmr's sermon. hoho. it's gona be veri interesting....hmm....wonder how it'll go...ooo my mom just gave me this snoopy stuff toy that she got on the airplane. nicenice! it's soo cuteee! wheee....

i think ive fallen in love wif snoopy and sesame street. especially elmo!

lalalala lalalala elmo's song! (x2)
elmo loves this goldfish, this crayon too
that's elmo's song!
lalalala lalala elmo's song (x2)
doo doop doop doo doo (x2)
that's elmo's song!

elmo is cute! XD

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Friday, January 21, 2005

ok, so its american idol once more. it's another season of idol-ing. it's another season of excitement. it's another season of ppl thinking their singing rox and cursing the judges. it's another season of ppl claiming they are gonna be the next american idol when they sound like killing a chicken. it's another season of RYAN SEACREST! and of course...it's another season of BETTING! *stares at rachel hu still owes me a confession to sarah and a breadtalk bun*

haha. ok so as usual, it was the first round of auditions. some came in and blew the judges away, while others just SCREAMED their hearts out. (i wonder if they hv shatter-proof windows)

anw, all the aussie peeps hv gone back. jacq went back on wed and josh and lydia went back yst. baah. so sad...o yea! all the church peeps gave me a pressie for my bday on sunday! thankew ppl! i reali appreciate ur kind being =) anw, so yea. that morning while hving breakfast at the coffeeshop, all of them were like, rushing to write smth on the card. haha. a bit the NOT obvious la.

yea, then they presented the card to me wif the accompaniment of this humongous present wrapped in a GARBAGE BAG. well, at first i thought it was just a garbage bag. but i was WRONG. when i went home and slowly unwrapped the thing, it was TONS AND TONS of newspapers and garbage bag and paper balls. my goodness. altogether got 14 layers can! man i wonder if they would add another layer to my pressie next yr. haha. to be specific, 2 layers of garbage bag and 12 layers of newspapers. plus about 40 paper balls. and many small small notes on each layers. how sweet! haha. yea u can imagine how big the whole thing was.

and guess wad. the present was this reali cute monkey which was the size of an A4 paper. so u can imagine how thick the layers of wrapping were. from an A4 size into a garbage bag. hahaha.

and i can tell that ray and jacq did the whole thing the nite before. coz of the "wak!" thing! hahaha. it's and inside joke la. coz the nite before, all of us went for supper together after FLM. den we were like luffing like siao over the "wak!" and the "colourful" thing. haha. o yea FLM was fun k! this week for FLM we had this "boy meets girl meets boy" talk by this lady from wesley church.

yea den she's super funny la! especially when she said "you have sooo much freedom when ure single. when ure married, u must pack ur house and everything. but when ure single, ur room is messy just close the door" haha aiya it sounds normal here la. but the way she said it was reali....er...HILARIOUS =)

anw, once again, thankew guys for the reali cute monkey! tess, ray, jacq, charlene, charmaine, mel, amanda, erlina and sarah!

ok so today was a loooong day. geog was super lame. mrs ng was tching us how to massage each other. hahaha! den she dragged poor jasmine and yile up to demonstrate. den she helped jasmine massage la! haha super good k! pro massage from ur geog tcher. hahah.

yea. ok chinese lesson today (or rather yst. it's oredi1 am) was super fun! we were playing this cheng yu game. then there r 3 groups and one group has to say a cheng yu, den the other group continue wif the last word of that cheng yu. if you get wad i mean. yea den each group was oni given 5 seconds to answer la! den if u cant answer, one stroke. until u got 3 strokes den gena forfeit.

den poor thing la! jolene's group was first to gena. so, yea. forfeit. haha! and it's not those "sing a song" kind of forfeit la! they had to do an advertisement for KFC! haha. all 10 of them had to like stand in one row in front of the class and one by one flap ur arms like a chicken's wings. and at the same time go "gua gua GUAAAA" and the last "gua" had to be super long and u had to squat down! and they had to do it 3 times each la! HAHAHA! so poor thing!

but, our luffing dint last long, as just 5 mins later, my group gena forfeit! HOHO! aye ours was worse k! we had to immitate DUCKS. and no, not "quack quack QUAAACK" we had to do this weird egyptian hand style and bend our backs and legs and go "quack quack quack quack....." wif every step that we took. and we had to WADDLE ROUND THE CLASSROOM. den suddenly zhang lao shi was like "bu ru ni men YI GE YI GE zhuo ba!" she wanted us to do it INDIVIDUALLY! like wad on earth?!! hahaha.

den sabrina was super funny la. she dint want to prolong her malu-ness, so she just chiong-ed straight at full speed and went "quackquackquackquack" super fast la! hahaha. den i was like the second last to do the forfeit, so zhang lao shi asked me to do it more "jing cai" abit. coz the rest dint reali do it properly. so, being of GUAI-ded nature, and just letting the class hv a luff as it was the last period of skool, i did it PROPERLY. i bent reali low and did it reali slowly and lifted my legs reali high. and everyone was luffing super siao-ly and cheering loudly. hahah! I ROCK! =) den as i passed lisa's desk she was like: GO MEL! IM SO PROUD OF U! hahahah! and desiree was cheering the loudest. and i could see yun ting screaming and squealing like a spasticker from the corner of my eyes. haha. yea after skool i found out everyone dint expect me to do it properly. they said they dint even think that i would DO it. hahaha. I ROCKKKK =)

dian is spastic. she had this reali spastic dream last nite la! hahaha! aiya too lazy to tell the dream. haha. but the nite before that i dreamt that dian died! hahaha! dian is currently still freaked out by my dream. aiya coz that morning in skool during CLE dian was toking bout her father and everything ma. den dat nite i spent one hour reading to KILL a mocking bird until i fell asleep. so like these 2 put together, becomes dian die. hahaha! o and her father was in the dream too. haha. o yea and its reali freaky! coz in my dream when dian died she was wearing this pair of red nike shoes. den the next day, which was wed, i was at taka wif lisa and i saw the exact same pair of red nike shoes in the nike shop! haha so freaky can! o i told dian im gona bring her to that shop one day to see it. haha.

yay tomorrow's a holiday! i mean...today...baah...long weekend =D wheee! baah this entry's so long. guess ive nth else to say. o yea btw. sarah tan crushes poon dolly =)

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Wednesday, January 12, 2005

in 47 mins time im gona be 14. i suddenly kind of dont wanna be 14! i wanna continue being the young little 13 year-old i am now. i dont wanna be 13! it's so nice to be 13 yrs old and be born on the 13th day of the 13th month! noo...14 sounds so...BIG. i dont noe...just passing thoughts la.

ok my mom just gave me my pressie. she said she dont wanna gimme at 12am coz she wants me to sleep. but well...she should noe veri well i NEVER EVER sleep before 12. haha. hai...better enjoy my last few minutes of being 13. IM 13...IM 13!!! baah.

ok i think the whole world noes it's my bdae tmr. coz i kind of said it a gazillion times to all my classmates and i said abit too loud la. so i think the whole 205 heard. haha. anw, i noe it's not yet jan 13 la. but just wanna thank all u guys hu gave me pressies! whether it's combined or individual. reali appreciate it. i noe how tiring it is to go round searching for a gift. and yes special thnx to ivy and jess hu kept complaining on how they spent hours on deciding whether they should gimme strawberry wif choc colour, or cookies and cream colour. haha. thnx alot.

yea so i had a...kind of party at my aunty's house on sat. wif my relatives and a few 205-ers. haha...ODD numbers....>..< okok oni those hu came to the party and those hu stayed over at tessa's house on 31st dec will noe la. haha.

oh no...it seems like im 13 going on 30...CHOY i dont wanna be 30. dats like more than twice my present age. noooo. aiya alot of random thoughts now la.

i got a new bowling ball yst. at first i tot i would just be re-drilling my ball la. den in the end uncle john said get a new ball. hoho. bleh i think im gona bowl like crap on friday. boo. man. o yea we got our mortals liao. haha so funny. the other day si jia and i were Q-ing side by side at 2 diff stalls. den we both realised our mortals were standing in front of us. hahaha. ivy's mean. she disowned her mortal!! boo!!! not reali disown la. just dowan to write to her often. so nice nice me adopted her mortal. so now i hv 2 mortals. baah. 2 letters to write each time..man >.< i miss my angel. my angel is lame but nice! boooo. and my angel's name is angeline! so her nickname is angel! haha. stoopid angel go and play that ORA prank on me and put it on her blog. now lisa ooi found out. boooo u angel.

ever wondered wad the best bday pressie for me is? well...if u reali wanna noe...den ask me. personally. haha. before i cut the cake on saturday. i made this reali long bdae wish. everyone was like: waah mel y so long one?! haha. i was wishing for like a good 3 mins. u could say i was kind of praying. haha. again if u wanna noe wad i wished for, ask me personally. =)

o yea...orlando bloom has the same bdae as me! haha. ok...i guess i better start couting down now. cyer guys! the next time i blog i'll be 14. so im enjoying my last moments of being 13. haha. have a nice jan 13 =)

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Sunday, January 02, 2005

baah. i can't sleep! man...it's like 3am...and my cousin and i are sitting in front of the laptop listening to "car wash" which is currently set on loop mode and has been playing for one and a half hours. so i decided to...er...blog =)

ok so we had our yr-end dinner last nite. it was quite fun la. o yea lydia and i volunteered to help my dad be the ushers! we rock =) there were like 10 ushers. den lydia and i were stationed at the front of the table of food. den everyone else was seated in the hall just beside the food and my dad was briefing them on where to start Q-ing up for the food and stuff.

den i just waved to him from outside for fun...u noe like that SOS sign. haha den my dad super mean la! he went to sabo me. he was like: yes we will hv ushers showing u were to Q up. as u can see melissa loon is waving enthusiastically to us. *points towards me* *audience turns head in unison* like...that's super malu la!

anw, so yea. dinner started. everyone started Q-ing up and stuff. 300 ppl. man...it was a stampede. the nice nice ushers (which includes me) sacrificed their dinners just to serve the ppl. man we rock. plus lydia and i were giving them extra service la! we helped them take the plate, fork and spoon and DELIEVER it to them. fast and efficient k! our Q was like so much faster than the other Q. then ppl from the other Q saw our Q rocked so much that they migrated over to our Q. lol.

but it's reali veri cool to like u noe help out. n de best part is when ppl receive the plate and they have that reali grateful look on their faces. esp mr gan. haha. n u cant help but just...put a wide smile on ur face =D then this man in the Q spoke to me.

me: gives plate to him
man in the Q: thankew so much! thankew! thankew! hv u had ur dinner?
me: erm...no
man: *faints* reali?! oh my! i reali appreciate ur sacrifice! thankew! thankew!
me: *stomach growls...* baah >.<

den after that dinner was over. and den everyone went into the hall for message, singing and GAMES. and guess wad? the skit cast dint go. we were busy dressing up upstairs. baah. den pok tess made me put blushers! eeks i looked so red. n den coz i was supposed to be dressing up like bling. u noe like usher those type. as in the SINGER usher...not the job i was doing awhile ago :P yea so they like just poured all the chains and necklaces over me la! i was seriously overloaded man. esp the irritating big fat chain around my waist. it felt as if it would pull down my pants any second. yikes. but cannot complain so much la....poor glenna and nicole had to pour powder over their head and do taiqi. ahahah. plus ppl said i looked cool. so. yea =)

i was super scared that i would forget my lines. like...after dressing up tess and i were going thru our lines. den i suddenly had a mental block and freaked out. sheesh. haha.

ok...den it was SHOW TIME! wheee everything went fluently la. haha the moment ray played the taiqi music at the veri start of the skit the audience oredi started luffing. and dat was a good sign. haha. i love the anlene part. O YEA! poor ray! haha coz she couldnt find any anlene milk for the skit. so on her way here she bot this carton of daisy milk and was drinking the whole carton painfully so that we could use it. haha! den i was like

me: eh ray....i got a carton of anlene milk at home u noe?
ray: stares at me wide-eyed wif milk in her mouth and the almost-empty carton of daisy milk in her hand.

hahaha sry ray! u should hv told me earlier la! yea den poor thing la. she was forcing herself to burp after successfully drinking the whole thing. haha.

okok back to the skit. i remembered all my lines! XD aiya just that my "electric guitar" become "electriCAL guitar" la. :P den i was the ego guitarist so i had to hit my chest everytime. woa...after all those hitting during practices my chest hurt la. den summore on stage must hit louder. hit 6 times summore k! i almost died. plus the mic was pinned onto my shirt. so got alot of sound effect. haha.

yea but i can tell the audience realli enjoyed it la. dey were like standing up and cheering after it ended. and luffing once every 30 seconds. o but the thing is the scene where tess was crying and conran was God's voice. that scene was meant to be serious la. but everyone was still luffing. haha bleh.

den quite a number of ppl came up to congratulate me of my NICE and PRO acting after the skit. haha i rock.

aunty grace: melissa. u hv realli changed alot! i dint noe u were so brave!

me: thankew *smiles*

gloria's mom: well done melissa! u did reali well!

me: *nods head knowingly* haha jkjk

uncle kok weng (to my dad): woa, sum loon. ur daughter has reali changed alot since i last taught her in junior sunday skool!

me: -is HONOURED

mrs maniam (to my mom): lee meng. ur daughter is realli like her aunty alice. her features and even her voice!

me: huh....since when did i SOUND like my aunty :S

o but. some ppl couldnt recognize me on stage la! that is so poor thing can! aiya but coz i cut+rebonded my hair la. plus the way they dressed me up. bleh. my mom was like telling me before the dinner: mel ah...u better take off ur chains first la. ure an usher u noe. later ppl think there's smth wrong wif u. haha. how insulting. but even dai gu hu just saw me the day before couldnt recognize me on stage la! that's like super sad case. but nvm. ive oredi told ray to acknowledge the skit cast in snr sunday skool this week. =)

ok so den after that we went to tessa's house to stay overnite. we were playing the animal game first. my bro was the fortune cat. haha his action was super spastic. like u noe those fortune cats u see at jap restaurants. the one where it looks like their knocking the door. haha. then lydia jacq and my bro had to do forfeit. hahaha. dey had to stand in the middle of the road outside our house and shout "happy new yr!" hahaha. n it was like 11:50 pm la. so my bro dint wana malu himself. so he went like

bro: happy new yr! (in a veri high voice)
bro again: siao ah! ren2 jia1 zai4 sui4 jiao4 la! (in a super low and angry voice)

haha. den later jon goh and the other older guys came. den we turned off all the lights and jon was telling us all his army ghost stories. den we were super freaked out la! and like...HELLO burton and ben chia are just a few mnths into the army and u go n freak them out wif ur army ghost stories. haha. den everytime the ghost was meant to appear in the story jon wouldnt say "then he saw a ghost" or smth. he would go "hallellujah!" ahahha.

den after that we were all so scared.

bro: eh lets play some games now can. turn on all the lights!

ray: let's sing some christian music

bro: are there any "Lord protect me" songs?

ahaha. den jacq and i wanted to go to the toilet. but we dint dare. coz alot of the stories were situated in the toilet. den jon was advising all the younger guys like my bro: and remember. next time when ure go to the army. dont go in odd numbers. coz u'll either hv one missing or hv an extra one. then we were like screaming like siao la. haha.

so i was like: jacq go toilet wif me!

bro: eh...2 ppl is too little u noe....*gives that eerie voice*

me: *screams* eh one more come along! lydia! come wif us!

glenna: eh 3 is an odd number u noe...

me: *screams even louder* okok glenna come wif us!

haha so in the end 4 ppl went to the toilet together. ahhaa! super funny la. yea den we watched skool of rocks until 5:30am. den i went to sleep. jacq and i were squashed on one mattress.

me: eh jacq...move there abit can. my butt is balancing on the edge oredi
jacq: mine too...
me: oh no...*falls of bed*

den in the morning nice nice ray, glenna and ben went to kembagan to buy roti prata for us! whee! haha. jacq controls the rain la! coz jacq was supposed to go along wif them but she was still sound asleep. so while the 3 ppl were walking to kembagan it suddenly started raining. so they were like: oh no...jacq is unhappy coz we dint wake her up to go wif us...

den when they reached the coffeeshop it stopped raining. den they were like: ah...jacq probably noes that we're buying roti prata for her and she's happy. haha super lame la.

aiyo type so much. ive been typing all these for an hour la. okok bye!

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