Friday, December 30, 2005

classes are out. 305!! wheee!! oh man every single class i associate with is a fiver la. 105'04 205'05 305'06! and im ic of 105'06! how cool man. once a fiver, ALWAYS A FIVER =)

had ccao today. come let me tell you my story:

i was supposed to wake up at 545 and leave house at 620 so that i could reach skool at 640. but when i woke up, SURPRISE, it's 623! so i immediately woke my dad up, washed up, put on my stockings, wore my blouse and culottes and grabbed the other stuff (including breakfast) and hopped into the car. by then it was 629 (not bad eh). so i was tying my hair and eating my peanut pancake and trying to wear my tie at the same time. then, when we were at the paya lebar highway, SURPRISE. i didn't bring mandy's geog book. i was like ARGH WHAT ON EARTH IS THIS. i wanted to just forget it and pass it to her another time. but i recalled her sms. "MUST remember to bring ah! else my mom will MURDER ME! *murder me muder me muder me.......*" and i know that once mandy says that it means that she'll murder me before her mom muders her. so BLEAGH, we had to turn arnd to go home and take the book. and i reached school at....655 =S SEE LA MANDY! HMPH.

anw, so i reached school just in time for the last 5mins of briefing. and then when we went out, SURPRISE! there was this whole long queue of p6s at the security guard table. and we were like o_O?!! what on earth are they doing. then we stared at the secruity guard. he was new. and we realised. HE WAS MAKING THEM SIGN IN ON THE FILE THING ONE BY ONE. AHAHHAHAHA BIG JOKE LA. my goodness can u imagine! 400 over students Q-ing up to sign in -.- so we had to like cut halfway. and walk down hundreds of students chasing them away. and so the whole day of orientation has tired me out.

my bro received a call from his rj orientation leader today and he is currently very put off by his groupmates. all prc scholars. HAHA. ahh poor thing man. prc + my brother = NO association man. he was complaining to me about all the possible things that could happen. like

someone: aye lets go sentosa!
prc: arh bu yao qu shentosha la! hui jia du shu maRRR!

hahaha. but oh well. hopefully those prc peeps will teach him how to study hard. yes.

whee the new yr's coming soon. church peeps are coming to our place to stayover tmr night after church. YAY!!! i think its gona be super cool la. like last yr, where jon goh scared us with his ghost stories and we ended up going to the toilet in 4s. haha.

anw, i probably won't be blogging till next yr. so here's wishing everyone a happy new year! and the new yr signifies *ahem* someone's birthday coming soon =D HAHA. aiya but my birthday's on the first day of OBS -.- ok fine let's take it positively. congratulations mel loon! you have just received a birthday package! a 5-day 4-night stay away from school life and away form the hustle and bustle of the busy city! sleep amidst the luxurious green fields and wake up to be treated to nature's masterpiece! race through time as you canoe through the river rapids!

and i just remembered...in the OBS form for swimming, there was frequency 0-1-2. i put 1 -.- i should've put 0 la. I CANT SWIM FOR NUTS. argh forget it. haha i have no mood to continue with my positive thinking anymore and im very thirsty. BYE.

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Tuesday, December 27, 2005

I GOT PIANO TODAY. ARGH. my whole day is ruined just coz of piano. piano ruins my life. every tuesday my life is destroyed because every tuesday i have piano. ARGH. and its so ex! sucha waste of money! im not an aspiring musician so piano really is a waste of money.

ok. enough of the groaning. lets start with reporting day. woa first thing in the morning i alrdy got killed. carrying 11 orientation bags in yucky courtshoes up 2 levels. NOT NICE. i was alrdy struggling up the flight of stairs and katrina was laughing at me wich made me burst out laughing. and that did not help me in anyway. so after that torturous trip we were all perspiring like mad. SO HOT OK. and then i had to rush for registration duty. we were all like broken tape recorders.

me: hi good morning which class are you in?
she: *stares blankly at me*
me: you can take a look at the whiteboard over there to search for your class
*another family comes*
me: hi good morning which class are you in?
she: 108
me: and your name is?
she: blablabla
me: *ticks name* ok this is your booklist, the programme for today, your uniform order list and the floor plan of the school. welcome to rgs!
x10000000

haha and i bet you those p6s didnt even hear a single thing i was saying. coz they looked so scared la they were just smiling sheepishly at me and nodding their heads. poor kids.

then on saturday i went for my first trng in 24 days. yes. that's bad. didnt bowl for a month. but it was quite cool. i expected my bowling to go really haywire. then we went to collect our new car! its super cool. but its SILVER AGAIN. argh. sucha disappointment. so it was goodbye to the merc and hello to lexus. and we had to go through the same torment we went through when we first collected the merc.

dad: AIYO what's this patch down here?? *spits saliva and wipes*
bro: dad...your saliva's dirtier than that patch la
me: *comes into the car with a winter melon drink*
dad: hoi hoi what you doing!
*car enters the house*
bro: *takes out seatbelt*
dad: HOI wait wait dont open the door yet!
bro: what...im just taking out my seatbelt!

hahaha oh well ok i dont blame my dad for the last one. coz i remember on the first day we collected the merc, the car stopped in the house and my bro just whammed open the door and *PIAK*. HAHAHHA u should have seen that PAINED look on my dad. first day alrdy the door of the car got scratched.


anw, went to church on sunday morning for christmas service. then jacq tess and i went to fareast to have a 4 course meal at chippy's. haha. we were like owning the whole place la. and tess thinks i look like a care bear! WHERE GOT! that's such an insult! hahah imagine me being a care bear. like some baddie comes up to attack me. then i stick my tummy out and shake from side to side and go CARE BEAAAARRRRR and all the hearts and starts come out. HAHAHAHA.

anw i think my brother's very concerned about the welfare of my hp. in p5 he gave me a hp pouch for my bday (even though i didnt have a hp). in p6 he gave me a hp holder for my bday. and this christmas, he gave me another hp holder. haha. oh and this christmas i gave him 2 presents for 2 of his favourite "sports". first was a stirrer with a cute golf ball on top for him to stir his ice cold drinks. then i gave him a remote control holder =)oh and i think my mom's really happy with our present for her too. its this really cute container in the shape of a banana with mini forks inside to eat fruits =) oh well she certainly was happy with it. but i was just digging my own grave =/

anw i gtg practise piano now. and prepare for one hour and 15 mins of torture. GOODBYE.

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Wednesday, December 21, 2005

im still suffering from jetlag. waking up at unearthly hours and going to school when its my canada sleeping time. i miss our local food! mee siam, chicken rice, laksa. AHHHH. havent had any of those since i've gotten back, except for chicken rice which i had twice on monday. monday was the worst man. didnt eat anything from korea to singapore, coz i somehow missed dinner and supper while i was asleep. then when we landed i was so happy. like YAY LOCAL FOOD FINALLY! but i forgot it was 1am and all the shops were closed. so? GO HOME. went home, rushed to the kitchen thinking i could get smth to eat. forgot that my kitchen was under major renovation. so i stepped in and saw NOTHING BUT TILES AND CEMENT. AHH I ALMOST DIED LA. and the whole living room was (and is) in a big fat mess. all the cups and plates and oven and 2 big fat fridges right in the middle of nowhere. so i opened the fridge in hope of finding smth to eat. but i forgot. everything was expired after the 2 weeks of hols. EMPTY. and so i went to sleep. woke up at 8am to go to skool. wanted to have breakfast. but then again. no kitchen=no food. so i ate my bag of chips from canada, and also my half-drunk mineral water. HOW PATHETIC.

and so today i didnt have lunch only until half an hour ago, at 3+ when i realised my stomach was growling. my mom asked my maid to buy stuff from the market and she'd share with me. but somehow the lunch just disappeared when i got down. so i had to go to tess's house to cook mee goreng. and when i entered her house charcoal came running up to me and pounced right onto me. she always does that. SHE LIKES ME! hahaha. she doesnt do it to anyone else except me. plus i was wearing my exceptionally loose pair of shorts and she kept pouncing on me and pulling it down. BLEAGH.

anw, jacq's back! wheee! going to orchard with her this friday. i havent done a single christmas preparation yet. and i had a super loserfied convo with jacq:

-737- loserfied says:
tess says she owes u...candy and piya?

-737- loserfied says:
however u spell that

PhD says:
im toking to my mum on de fone brb kk?

-737- loserfied says:
ok

PhD says:
haha ok done

PhD says:
i called her at work teehee

PhD says:
wads piya?

-737- loserfied says:
er

-737- loserfied says:
i dont know

PhD says:
OMG

-737- loserfied says:
she just says she owes u sweets?

PhD says:
U MEAN EMPIRE?

PhD says:
CANDY EMPIRE LA

-737- loserfied says:
ORH

-737- loserfied says:
CANDY EMPIRE

PhD says:
HAHAHAHA

-737- loserfied says:
I THOUGHT CANDY AND PIYA

PhD says:
AND PIYA

PhD says:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

BAAH. sorry la the way tess said it sounded like AND PIYA! anw tess, NO WAY IM NOT GONA TREAT JACQ FOR YOU. its 20 bucks dont try and fool me! haha.

anw, this friday's the p6s reporting day. gotta go back to skool to help. just got my court shoes last night. I HOPE THEY'RE RIGHT! well at least....i think they're right. eh but yiyin and i have to carry 35 orientation bags up 2 levels in court shoes and stockings. oh man i think we'll die la my shoes are like so...BLEAGH. DEBORAH TAN YOU BETTER HELP US!!!

oh i was just lying in bed the other night, still suffering from jetlag....and came up with

10 reasons why mel loon rocks:


I used to think that...

1) if you broke open the back of your tv set you could pull the characters out of the tv

2) when you fax smth to someone, the fax machine rolls the paper into a tube and sends it through the wire (i couldn't figure out why the paper was still so flat and neat upon arrival)

3) in a wedding, the bride's girl/boy was the daughter/son of the newly-weds

4) people got married only after the girl got pregnant, that's why the bride and groom walk so slowly along the wedding aisle

5) women got pregnant through eating a lot of veggies and drinking a lot of milk

6) women gave birth through their necks

7) my brother was called my sister and i was called his brother

8) the patch of empty field opposite my grandaunty's flat was a desert

9) if you wanted a boyfriend you'd need to go to some agency and Q up so that the agent could assign you your bf

10) if you wore long black boots, had really heavy make-up and didn't smile, you're a witch

it's really quite amusing to look back at things you thought worked in such a way. haha. so anyway, gtg now. BYE!

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Monday, December 19, 2005

BACK! came back abt 2 hours ago. gotta go skool later...bleagh. anw, the hols were really cool! ok lets start from where i left in my previous post. ok in my previous post i was scooping snow for audrey right? RIGHT. then we drove to banff and then to lake louise. and the lake was frozen! super cool man. so my bro and i went ice skating on the lake XD its super cool k. imagine skating on a FROZEN LAKE. HOHO. but its quite scary. some parts the ice is like...transparent and so you can look right down into the bottom of the lake. EEPS. its like when u stand on the ice and look beneath you you can see the water (and maybe some fishies). oh yea, and then audrey's snow melted and it was only like...a pathetic one tenth full. so i koped some snow by the side of the lake. and now its half full. SORRY AUDREY! i wanted to collect more but i didnt have time =P

ok then we drove back to vancouver to meet russell and gerald. and we drove to whistler with the help of our super cool neverlost system. then we went skiing! supposed to be 4 days of skiing....but i only skied for 3 days. first day was rather boring...i was still snow ploughing coz the boys are super pro. and the parents are...erm...HEH you know. and so i was stuck in btwn...didnt know who to join. so ended up with the parents. yea it was quite boring at first. coz we were at the beginner's area...bleagh the slope is like...FLAT. but the mums were having alot of fun at the MAGIC CARPET (some belt-like thing that brings u up the slope). and they had chairlift phobia so we couldnt go up the steeper slopes. yea so the coach brought my dad, uncle paul and i up to one of the green runs. ok that was much cooler. ALTHOUGH WE WERE STILL SNOW PLOUGHING. snow plough as in put ur skis in an inverted V-shape and slowly go down. oh and then my dad couldnt catch up with us. HAHA he didnt get the hang of it yet. and so he crashlanded into me -.-

then on the second day my muscles were aching like siao so i didnt go. and on the third day, uncle paul and i joined the guys to go on one of the steeper green runs in the morning. HOHO that was a totally WRONG decision i made ok. the slopes were like so steep la! throughout the entire run down the mountain i was like TUMBLING down. coz my bro kept telling me to parallel ski BUT I DIDNT KNOW HOW TO! i only knew snow plough! and then i came to the steepest slope of the entire run. i was like NO I DOWAN TO GO I DOWAN!!! and my bro was like NO MEL YOU HAVE TO GO EVERYONE'S WAITING DOWN THERE FOR YOU! ahaha i felt like crying la! so steep ok i was like STUCK there. just imagine right ahead of you is a super steep slope...u can hardly see the bottom. and then the only way to get there is SKI DOWN. and so i slowly skied down. haha. and finally i went another round with uncle paul and got the hang of parallel ski! yay! its a great achievement for me k! XD so cool la when u turn u can hear ur skis scraping up the snow *GRRRRRR*.

then the guys went on with their coach dustin. they learnt alot alot of stuff. they learnt to ski on bumps, do a 360 turn on the slope and ski backwards. and alot more. haha i must say everyone improved alot. the guys certainly learnt alot of stuff. uncle paul and i learnt how to parallel ski =D (and go down the steep slope without screaming) my dad went down the steep slopes with us too, but snow ploughed down, which was much slower. the mums learnt how to GET OFF A CHAIRLIFT =) haha sounds stupid but yea chairlift can be quite scary if u aren't confident in ur skiing. coz once u stand up from the chair u gotta ski down the slope. yup so everyone made an achievement!

and we met quite a number of singaporeans over there too. its like...after so many days of hearing the NYEHNYEHNYEH accent u suddenly hear a...erm...PLAIN FLAT accent. and u BEAM and turn towards their direction and go SINGAPOREAN! hahaha. but canadians are very frenly la. all angmohs in fact. its like u sit beside an angmoh lady and she'll talk to u as if she hasn't seen you for fourteen years. oh but this guy ruined the impression we had on canadians by frantically waving his third finger at us for driving too slowly. HAHAHA super funny la. speed limit was 60 so we were driving at 60 and he was like BEE BEEEEE. then finally he just overtook us and waved it at us. like DOOD speed limit's 60 u wanna go to jail isit.

ok so here i am at home now. home sweet home. ahh...gonna suffer from jetlag for the next few days again. sheesh. ok going off now. bye!

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Thursday, December 08, 2005

YO! haha its 525am right now. 825pm singapore time. mhmm. ok so the past 2 days weren't really eventful, coz it was all in the vancouver city with shopping. the fun only started on tuesday evening when we took a 17-hour 55 year-old train from vancouver to jasper! yup! haha its really cool k. the scenery is beautiful when the train's in the mountains. lovely.

and now we're at jasper! haha yea i woke up at 330am. still suffering from jetlag. the temperature now is -30. yes -30. FREEEEZING COLD. BRRRR. haha its so extreme la. singapore 30 degrees down here -30. and i never knew there was such thing called too COLD to snow. ahah. apparently if its colder that -10 it cant snow. yep. but this place is all covered with snow! coz probably it wasnt so cold a few days ago. and we're right outside a FROZEN LAKE XD. cool right. the scenery from our cabin is beautiful mans. and audrey! i've collected ur bottle of snow! hhaha. its currently freezing right outside the cabin =D ok i shall post a pic of me and the bottle of snow, standing right outside the cabin with the beautiful scenery. the whole patch of white behind me is the frozen lake =D



ok. the next few days will be action-packed and that's where the fun starts! this week we'll be sight seeing. then on friday we'll go back to the city and drive up to whistler to ski for 4 days. yep. ok so that's it! so long!

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Sunday, December 04, 2005

OH MY WORD. everybody listen up. I AM PRO. i fixed my laptop's volume! wahaha! it's been down since like....october?! even my dad couldnt solve it! and we were planning to send it in when we go off tmr. budden yst i was so bored so i just opened the control panel thingy for the gazillionth time and fiddled here and there. but then it still didnt work. until i turned it off last night and switched it on just now. AND IT WORKED! HOHO! im a future it manager XD oh man i can finally listen to my korean songs on my lappy! yipee!!

anw went with my bro and met the church peeps for the acappella. had dinner before that and then we went to the arcade. tess and i played this super lame game. its called bishy bashy. ahaha the name itself alrdy sounds so qianbian. its basically playing a whole chain of games using 3 buttons, and some games u gotta hit the correct button, others u just gotta hit all 3 buttons as fast as possible. best thing was, the instructions were in CHINESE and the voice was in CANTONESE. HAHA ROX MAN. so we didnt understand the first game. 3 dice appeared and u gotta choose the correct dice. then we didnt know which one was the correct dice. so this small girl girl abt 5 yrs old came up. and she was like HIT CENTRE. LEFT. RIGHT. and tess and i were like gundus la just following her. then in the end we found out. just hit the dice with the biggest number on it -.-

ok then went for acappella at NUS cultural centre. some world class grp from sydney. the idea of north =) ROCKS man. those peeps can make all sortsa instrumental sounds with their voices! totally cool ok! and there was quite a fair bit of humour in it. ray's super funny la. she's like so friendly to everyone, including strangers. like last night before the performance we were Q-ing up for the toilet. then there was this cleaner aunty there

ray: HARLOW AUNTY!

aunty: eh, shi4 ni3 ah! ni3 zai4 zhe4 li3 zhuo4 me4!

ray: kan4 xi4!

and blablabla the whole convo went on and finally ended.

me: who's she?

ray: I DONO HER

HAHAHA OH MAN big joke la! it seemed as if they knew each other lor! i thought they met at some nursing attachment or smth. funniest part was when the aunty said SHI NI AH? HAHAHA oh man! anw after the concert we saw this super cute kitten by the road! so cute and poor thing! so we wanted to bring it home. found a box and put it in but it kept jumping out. so we left it alone. boo. then we went to macs for supper and took mrt home.

anw i keep forgetting to say this. so i better say it now. been wanting to say it for weeks. haha. CHOIJIWOO APPEARED IN FULL HOUSE!! in case some of you didn't realise. yea in the 2nd disc where rain and shg got married, they invited all those korean stars and pretended to interview them. haha ohman i think its super lame la. choijiwoo was like talking enthu-ly abt the "couple" to the reporter and she looked really hyped up. then lijie and i were like...EH! CHOIJIWOO!!!! HOW COME SHE'S HERE?! and so we paused the video and stared at her flushed up face for a good 5 mins. haha. which is why i always take very long to watch korean dramas =P

oh yea a few days ago 2 lizards were having sex on my kitchen wall. took a pic of it.

http://img.buzznet.com/assets/users9/melrox/default/large-msg-1133680853-2.jpg?1867751399

and so audrey and i had a discussion over msn. abstract from audrey's blog:

Ohyeah and talking nonsense to mel loon over msn. Just now we had a discussion of who was the male and the female in a picture of two lizards mating on her kitchen wall. Their tails were intertwined and the bottom one was all red and flushed (which I argued was its natural colour but mel insisted that it was sexually aroused). Following which, I remembered the ukeseme thing in anime so I told her the one on top was probably the male haha. Then, knowing my frequent anime ranting whenever I have time, I just told her that sometimes we would predict which character was on top. She went YUCKS, but before that, she went into a highly CLINICAL and DETAILED reasoning of why the one at the bottom was female:

[03:58:08 PM] -754- TO BE : can u guess which is male n female
[03:58:14 PM] -754- TO BE : (or are they gay)
[03:59:54 PM] in a world o: i think the one at the bottom is female
[04:06:00 PM] -754- TO BE : yea me too
[04:06:02 PM] -754- TO BE : coz the male contributes the sperms
[04:06:06 PM] -754- TO BE : so it has to pounce onto the female
[04:06:13 PM] -754- TO BE : and the female is receiving the sperms
[04:06:18 PM] -754- TO BE : so it has some body reaction
[04:06:19 PM] -754- TO BE : and turns red

Whatever lah mel! You're even sicker than me! :D

lol. anw, going off tmr! yay!! but don't worry u guys don't need to miss me so much. coz my dad's bringing his lappy along to work. and so i can kope it to blog and use msn! wahaha i think it'd be very cool man! yep then i can give daily updates abt my holiday! uh-huh! oh man i think its gona be very cool. yea ok i gtg off now. bye!

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Friday, December 02, 2005

im currently listening to....stairway to heaven ost....xiang ni....pabo....shita...pabo.....shita....HUGO SHITA NEGA MU RU GU PO........NI QI...KE SARANG HAE TOH KEE...

ok forgive me. i was in a trance. HAHA and i just realised SHITA sounds abit vulgar. HAHA. BUT OH MAN STAIRWAY TO HEAVEN OST IS SO SAD....OH NO....just bought it yst...and i just watched the 3 stairway to heaven mvs. SUPER SAD LA i cried for the first one k. can u imagine crying over an mv. oh man. okok wait i better pause the music first and get out of my trance coz i needa say smth very hilarious and anti-climax. yucks i hate the silence.

OK. YES AS I WAS SAYING. THE MVS ARE ALL VERY NICE EXCEPT FOR THE FACT THAT THE LAST ONE WAS VERY ANTI-CLIMAX AT THE LAST PART. u know the 3rd mv they played the super sad song once again. and then they showed kwon sang woo and choi ji woo at the ice skating ring at LOTTE WORLD *screams* ok that's not the point. the point is,

chengjunge and jingshu are standing at the ring holding hands
chengjunge: we'll never let go of each other's hands
so chengjunge and jingshu start skating and suddenly *PIAK* they fall onto the ice. and they show slow-mo the 2 of them letting go of each other's hands...and just then my heart melted and my tears were almost coming out when THIS BIG FAT UGLY ENGLISH WORDS APPEARED ON THE SCREEN: TO BE CONTINUE...HAHAH my goodness wad kind of grammar is that! SO ANTI-CLIMAX! ahhh i was so pissed ok! ARGH. like OH MAN WHY MUST THEY PUT THAT UGLY THING THERE AND SPOIL THE WHOLE THING.

ok now i can play back the song again. ah....went out with yaru yst morning. went to orchard. we reached there at like...915 and all the shops were still closed. and so we waited all the way until 10 for macs to open. and when they finally opened we found out they don't serve breakfast =\ then went to buy my shorts. im so happy its so worth it! buy 1 get 2 free. haha. and then we bought our stairway to heaven osts....ah....im still in a trance....anw then waited like almost an hour for sarah to come just to return me the vcd. oh sigh. i think yst i was like a...vcd collector or smth. collected hotelier from sarah. then winter sonata from yunie. AND POK LIJIE DINT BRING MY FULL HOUSE ARGH. oh and then i lent the hotelier to limin. sarah's so pok! hotelier's so nice la! toot.

oh wells. anw, so went to class chalet after that. went to escape. they've changed the name of the slide ride. u know the very steep slide. now its called wet n wild. AHH i dint know we'd get so wet lor! the last time i went it was only sprinkles of water can! this time round it was like how wet la the water even went into my mouth. yucks. so i sat 5 rounds of the slipper ride to dry myself. then we played the water squirter thingy and got myself all wet again.

ok...gona be very busy the next few days preparing for my trip. i used to love packing stuff. but somehow this time round i dread it...maybe coz its winter and my clothes are so thick. haha. ok bye!

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